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"nah its too large i cant read it coz im a easy ass to get fucked"

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The following text is recommended for people who is high/drunk/stoned etc.. or ppl that aint got nuffin to do

The centuriees of the nukkas in the block has made a preangle of blows that made the big bang wich made the earth wich made pecas sig wich made my 3 day wanks wich made my joint light up and smoke wich made a mathematic purpose for the catholics to buy a church with god sat on a chair sayin "WHASAAAAAUP" n throwin u blessed water then u go to the undergrounds with the mistic elfs of that fucked up game that changed my mind rarely of the dungeons that were dirty of blood of tortured people that wanked upside-down because of the nazis... hitler was a mother fucker yo.. a mother fucker... WATS WRONG WITCHA...!! then he jumped off the tower eiffel and landed with his mustache wich was stole after the II world war by charles chaplin.. who ate a dick and made his body create a super organism that got fucked up.. so there was a sickness created and then charles chaplin couldnt talk....
so he said to his mind... (cause he couldnt tlak) imma work as an actor.. a porn actor... but then he thought (Oou ma god my dick be small) so he couldnt be a porn actor.. then imma be a comedy actor coz i make ppl laugh n shit hehehehehe mehehe belelelbeehehehe...
the indians of the second century before christ invented the laugh... they sat down to talk and said. HEHEHE AHAHA HOHOHO and then they invented that shit... then santa claus that big red mother fucker with a big bag that never brings presents to me stole their famous frase " HOHOHO" so they got tired and pissed off and took some camels and horses and made the run to fuck up santa... so santa was atnurshgusgew blablblalbalblaba mr wuddup... ssanta got a camel shoved up his ass and his sack of balls swallowed by the horse.. he was like "wTf! NiGgA I'm TrapPeD WhadDaFuCkkkk" so he jumped the lili jill mountain and landend on his belly... wich flew the fuck outta tha spot.. it flew 10246445 KM because of a physic disaster of carbon nitrogen h2o and o2 mixed up together so it flew the fuuuck up yo yeh yo the fuck up.... then fatty (when he was skinny) was walkin down tha street like michael jackson.. every step fatty did he made the floor get lighted up... then fatty looked down and found a belly... he said yoyooyoyoy! imma be FattyJ so he picked up the bellly. slawlloed it and became fat.. so man that was Fatty story.. now lets tell every member story... my story is waaay to large to tell yo so well yo what can we do.. life's like that.. Peca: He borned in bulgaria.. He got Named Peca and he got a sig man that made ma day many days.... I was walkin all da day with ma hand on ma dick thinkin in Peca's sig.. chea yo .... Well fuck dat yo u may know ur historys /storys.... hehehehe yo yeee im fucked up im fucked up... well da otha day I gotta tell i took a knife... and it fell LMAO hahahahahahhehehheheheheehhe so I picked it up and pocketd it..
Well yo who can get me a 9mm 'ere yo? Yeeh nukka i saw ya by da block u was the nigga in da big deals the nigga who works fo this nukka at da black market yo heheheheh mayne u fucked up yo u aint got nuffin to do but that shit...
maan yo The failing of impersonation? Man thats a lie u fuckin bitches... impersonation was invented by the greeks in the 27th century because they couldnt stand who they were so they ran the fuck outta there and impersonated ppl... K'nwhatumsayin... They were like their name was "John Salchichon"
But they didnt like theirselves so they said they were "Kaboom Mario" Wich brother was "Bros Luigi" Son of "Bowser Dinosaur" Father of "Peach the Bitch"
mother of "Mushroom" Wich was eaten by my then i started hallucinating like if i took LSD.. but i didnt.. i just ate a mushroom that grown up on the shit of the cow... hehehe yeh i ate it with a piece of meat and bread and some tomato... yeh it was Cool....
Well Then batman jumped off the building of Gothic City were robin was wanking at pecas sig... So Robin Cummed on batman and said... Man Chu is White! SO batman said na bitch its ur cum.. who ppl use it like milk coz the cow tits are so old that when u try to get da milk out u get the cow organs and shit.. their kidneys.. heart... brain... etc... breathing system.. speaking of systems.. teh systems are a group of somethin that i dont remember.. wich make afunction and make something work.. etc...
Well yo now imma go and chill out with anotha one... I been trippin everywhere.. in da spot playin soccer.. then wankin.. then drinkin and juss cruisin by the streets on on the Pc ehehehhehe biggrin yeh im a homie yo im a man u gottta meet coz im da nukka yo im da best nigga 'ere sometimes... Im too generous... Yeyheyeyeyeye hehehehe u gotta meet me yo u gotta come to uruguay and meet me yooyoyoyoy meet me yo MEET ME U MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF BITCHASS COCKSUCKAAA ... yo speakin when im comin back... imma come back like in one month or suttin... ya fee me? Imma play true crime 25 to life max payne and then im coming back to fuck u all up bitches coz u didnt did goood yo ooyoyoyoyoy naaah im jk u did good bitches but yo pimp i want a sig like that bitch that peca got... o shit forgot pimp cant read here yo he aint allowed to sSs first class private chat ... this is like an airline but just too fucked up.. coz just esfniesjdfejkfj idk ya know? ehehehe well lets keep talking about history,... geograph7.. mathematically physicaallyl fucked up... Psychologist say paranoids are fucked up.. ehehheh lmao weed is their cure... but they're just too scared.. well yo Marihuana cures cancer asma and patients with cancer etc ehehhe yo what can we do its da cure plant homies... so whats up sSs? Lets do dis shit yo... when we gonna learn this shit yo like the shit.. the shit is the things that our body doesnt like.. so we shit it.. and take it out and drown it by the WC ...
well I gotta say good bye imma continue the story later
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(btw bitches that wasnt copied and pasted.. i wrote it.. so read it ALL cause i didnt write it for u to just skip it.. btw if u read this b4 reading the story imma fuck u up bitch...) see ya later much love

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