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A Story
[sSs[T]TigerDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 4:19 AM | Message # 1
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Based on a true story

There was a man, this man loved meatballs, he ate meatballs almost everyday he loved meatballs. But one day the super market quit selling them sad the man got pissed so he called up his freidn waito and waito was like "YO MOFUHGAH MYFRIENDZ HERE WANT SOME MEATBALLS YO! SO GIVE HIM SOME OR IMMA POP A CAP IN YO ASS!" so the supermarker started selling them again cause of waito dry so the man went on his meatball loving spree again... so he ate meatballs all the time ALL the time... but then he lost his job sad he couldnt buy any more meatballs!!!!! he was sooooo hungry that he switched over to CHICKEN TENDERS!!! (EPIC WOW) Cause they where cheaper.... so he got a job at the super market.. and started buying meatballs and chicken tenders.. and thats how he met a man named "Peca" so them and peca would pal arround everyday after work cause they worked the same hours so they hung out and got ice cream and meatballs and shit but one day. peca was like "YO IMMA DITCH YOU FOR TIGAH! HE IS MORE BOOTCH!!!" and the man got sad real sad that his one and only friend had ditched him for some cooler guy biggrin but then a hunter came along and killed the tigah ....( cry :'( cry :'( cry :'( cry ) so peca started hanging arround the dude aagain and they had lots of fun but then one day peca decided that he was gonna eat the guy so he ate him.....

This man was polishboidan
The end.

Message edited by Whitetigerswt - Sunday, 2008-11-02, 4:24 AM
 
PecaDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 5:24 AM | Message # 2
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oh he was tasty , thats for sure.


 
[sSs]SNiPEDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 2:21 PM | Message # 3
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" ...they worked the same hours so they hung out and got ice cream and meatballs and shit " biggrin biggrin biggrin

I enjoyed that.



 
[sSs[T]TigerDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 2:47 PM | Message # 4
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lol biggrin i was bored
 
PecaDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 2:48 PM | Message # 5
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get bored again soon , so ya can make sumthin like this


 
[sSs]TexMexDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 6:18 PM | Message # 6
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...they worked the same hours so they hung out and got ice cream and meatballs and shit

lol i hope that isn't imposing something dirty wink




 
[sSs[T]TigerDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 8:31 PM | Message # 7
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biggrin i love this story biggrin
 
AlexDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 11:15 PM | Message # 8
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Once Upon A Time
Somewhere in the land of Nubs
Lived a man called Danny. He loved to randomly spam forums, but got scared on sSs because we are too bootch
Danny decided to bake himself a nub cake, but ent up making an extremely small hole on it. Since he was a virgin, he poked his extremely small dick into it, and thats when the cake got fatter. After 9 cake months, it went into labor. The cake told Danny that it was not his baby. Danny found out that he didnt poke his dick in, his friend stephenc did. Danny got so pissed off he played a game called SA-MP. He was best friends with Whitetiger (not friends anymore) Danny found out tiger was too bootch for him, so tiger left the clan for another bootch clan. When Danny was crying, a baby nub cake from the cake he made came to him. Danny accdentally ate it.

And that's how PolishBoiDan (Danny) became a nub cake. The End



 
[sSs[T]TigerDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 11:21 PM | Message # 9
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Quote (|sSs|Alex)
He was best friends with Whitetiger

BS!

 
AlexDate: Sunday, 2008-11-02, 11:22 PM | Message # 10
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OMFG!
A story of drama and twist.

A homeless child, at a city park one time late at night... a death occurred.
A man was lying down, with a bullet in his head. Everyone gasped, lil children cried, people threw up.
Cops took the bullet out of the head.
OMFG!!
SO FUCKING DRAMAMITNDX{NIFD

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OMG

DNA tests prove that the bullet was out of a gun, that was actually HELD by the homeless child. People say it was an accident. The child would've found it in a cop car.
Biologists prove that the man was the father of the kid who shot him. The cops came to a conclusion that the child was abused by this man, and got kicked out. For revenge, the child shot him.
This father was Michael Jackson.



 
[sSs[T]TigerDate: Tuesday, 2008-11-11, 12:45 PM | Message # 11
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bump
 
[sSs]pandaemonDate: Wednesday, 2008-11-12, 6:18 AM | Message # 12
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" ...they worked the same hours so they hung out and got ice cream and meatballs and shit "

BWAHAHAHAHA

strong connotation.


 
[sSs]MammaDate: Wednesday, 2008-11-12, 7:23 AM | Message # 13
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i loved the story's guys

keep it up it's something fun to read!!!


 
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