What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

One less drunk.

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"...so this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender asks "what's that?", the pirate says "Arrgh, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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1 for PiMP:

What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends...

HAHAHAHAH ROFL LMFAO

what did teh left buttock say to the right buttock?

dont talk to the guy in the middle. hes an asshole

What would you do if you crossed a panda with panda?
A panda holding a machine gun shooting a white tiger

sry alex it is not lame it just makes absolutly no sence ... u must have been half asleep thinkin of that one cause it probley did sound good in your head

Lol,Guinness for everyone...

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Whats the difference between a dick and a penis?

Nothing

Ill get more lata

Here is one i made up ALL BY MYSELF

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."